| Him: | Lol next time I see you, you're like an oompa loompa. |
| Me: | Whaaat?! Rude! Time to make my skin orange and dye my hair green then! Maybe I'll sing and dance for you too! |
| Him: | I'll still love you! |
| Me: | Hmmm.. I guess I can live with that :) |
| Him: | I'll love you more just the way you are though! |
| Me: | You mean you'll love me less if I was an oompa loompa :'( |
| Him: | Okay I take it back. I'll love you the same no matter what. |
